| Artery | ... | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | ... | The back door of a cafeteria |
| Barium | ... | What doctors do when patients die |
| Bowel | ... | A letter like A-E-I-O or U |
| Cesarean Section | ... | A neighborhood in Rome |
| Cauterize | ... | Made eye contact with her |
| Cat Scan | ... | Searching for Kitty |
| Colic | ... | A sheep dog |
| D&C | ... | Where Washington is |
| Dilate | ... | To live long |
| Enema | ... | Not a friend |
| Fester | ... | Quicker |
| Genital | ... | Not a Jew |
| GI Series | ... | Soldier's ball game |
| Hangnail | ... | Coat hook |
| Impotent | ... | Distinguished or well known |
| Labor pain | ... | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical Staff | ... | A doctor's cane |
| Morbid | ... | A higher offer |
| Nitrates | ... | Cheaper than day rates |
| Node | ... | Was aware of |
| Outpatient | ... | A person who fainted |
| Pap Smear | ... | A fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | ... | A cousin of Elvis |
| Postoperative | ... | A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | ... | A place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | ... | Damn near killed 'em |
| Seizure | ... | Roman Emperor |
| Tablet | ... | A small table |
| Terminal Illness | ... | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | ... | More than one |
| Urine | ... | Opposite of you're out |
| Varicose | ... | Nearby |
| Vein | ... | Conceited |
